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NFL Week 6 Picks n Predicts

The Official Picks n Predicts for NFL week 6 from the Bang Radio Hour.
not, these picks are not to be used for gambling purposes, but if you do, you are fucking AWESOME.

Buccaneers at Falcons
In a last ditch effort to save season, #Falcons owner Arthur Blank cites 2nd Amendment in plea to #NFL to allow his defense to use firearms to defend against the pass.
Buccaneers can’t catch Falcons offense 38-30


Steelers at Bengals
Traditionally cantankerous rivalry ticks up a notch after Cincinnati LB Vontaze Burfict phones in a bomb threat to the Steelers huddle.
Pittsburgh upends the Bengals in the usual grenade throwing contest 34-31


Chargers at Browns
To try to replicate home field advantage, the Chargers allow all 4 of their LA season ticket holders to travel with the team and attend the game in Cleveland.
Browns fall short, Chargers win 26-20


Bills at Texans
In amusing legal SNAFU, JJ Watt jumps on top of Bills QB Josh Allen so much that an obscure Texas statute declares them married.
Texans win a tough one 22-17


Bears at Dolphins
Answering any lingering doubts as to his intelligence as a quarterback, Ryan Tannehill calls in sick Sunday morning.
Bears roll the Dolphins 31-12


Cardinals at Vikings
Minnesota left stunned as 2nd straight week of 4th quarter heroics sees the visiting upstart Cardinals rally behind rookie QB Josh Rosen and score twice in the final 3 minutes to send bored Vikings fans home with a 34-10 victory.


Colts at Jets
Head Decorator fired after stadium is accidentally decked out in Giants colors after staff are told a terrible 1 win team with a rag arm QB was playing there this Sunday. Jets defeat the stalled Colts 23-20


Seahawks at Raiders in London
Bridging gaps, NFL Outreach office announces they have reached an agreement with British officials to grant visiting Raider fans official Hooligan status for the duration of the game.
Seahawks win 27-22


Panthers at Redskins
In another embarrassing display of a complete lack of in-game adjustments, Redskins head boob Jay Gruden coaches the entire game with his fly open.
Panthers win 27-23


Rams at Broncos
High flying offense grounded as swirling snow and icy conditions play havoc with Rams hair gels and skin care products.
Broncos score the upset 26-24


Jaguars at Cowboys
Innovative Jaguars strategy of covering Ezekiel Elliot wherever he goes with all 11 defenders pays off as Jacksonville stymies the Cowboys 26-14


Ravens at Titans
In newest boneheaded move to boost offense, perpetually frowning #NFL considering levying fines against the Titans for playing low scoring games.
Ravens latest to be ground down, Tennessee wins 18-14


Chiefs at Patriots
After tape of Cris Collinsworth interview with Patrick Mahomes is accidentally erased, NBC runs pregame video of Kermit the Frog being interviewed by Fozzy Bear.
Chiefs have too many weapons, beat the Patriots 33-31


49ers at Packers
In effort to hold attention of MNF audience, #NFL considering making aaron Rodgers play the game on a unicycle. Packers over 49ers 33-14

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